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Darren Quotables :D

Solo Darren-Isms
"Could you imagine if I was sitting nude with my hand in a cherry cheesecake, cuz I can!!"

"They are some of my friends and stuff." - on the fans, Radio 2

"People don't really come up and scream at me."

"The thing with this record too is that then live, it's been a challenge to make it more organic and it just means I have to have 117 people on stage."

"What I love about singing live is that sometimes I forget the words and change things and what your little project will be, to tape that and listen back and see what I - Uncle Darren messed up, 'cause he did."

"All I know about soccer is there is a ball and men who look like rockstars."

"I used to be Mr. D. Vader. It's pretty cool huh? (thinks) I wish now I hadn't said that on television." - on hotel check-in names

"Sometimes at home I play my videos and have a competition and I get to vote for them. And I WIN!"

"OK, call in, It’ll be an hour of my videos. I’ll play all my videos and I will be getting naked. Umm, I would....you would, be seriously disappointed. I would get turned on, but you...would be disappointed."

"Just remember... XXX means three times as good!"

"Ooh, sex in my eyes and sometimes in my underpants."

"Daniel used to...Danny used to have, um...the thin one always had the chocolate in his dressing room...so I was never allowed to have it."

"They're vicious little beggers!" - on Koalas

"Can you applaud again?"

"I would NEVER drop my undies," - before he flashes us at Radio 2

"Oh man, I was terrified. It's like, if you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed? I didn't know if I was a good songwriter away from Savage Garden."

"If I only wrote about my own experiences I'd end up making a Pet Shop Boys record - you know, boring."

"There’ve been no rumours that either of us have 3 heads or have given birth to aliens so I’m pretty, I’m pretty lucky in that respect." - On rumours of how Savage Garden broke up.

"My toe...my toe is revealed naked. Very very quickly." - on the content of the first video for Insatiable

"These nutters who loved me and I loved them back," - how he would describe his fans to his grandchildren

"I'd stay all night if they let me but they're already dragging me down the hall to the Backstreet Boys chat. I'm filling in for Nick."

"If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!"

"I'm a celebrity, I can have whatever I want!!"

"In fact, I met Britney Spears the other day at a party and I don't think she knew who I was. I was chatting away to her and I think she just thought I was some nutter."

"I cut myself in the finger with a razor recently and I thought I’d pass out when it never stopped bleeding, so vampire is not even an option."

"I sat down in my seat and, umm, someone walked up and said "Oh excuse me are you a seat filler?"

"But it's kinda romantic i think, in an ideal kind of way, to me, i get to rug up and buy expensive...y'know...rugs... and i dunno it just feels good, it's feels all cosy." - on winter in Britain

"I’ll be there and if I’m not there you can have my underwear!" - on whether or not he'd perform at Party In The Park

"I'm afraid I'm going to torture you all now with my guitar..." - Manchester, 4th October 2002
Savage Darren-Isms
"If you think I have a great voice and body, you'd be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower."

"We were at the circus watching monkey trainers, and we just shared an affinity for monkeys." - on how he met Daniel

"You know if we were Spice Boys, I'd be Hairy Spice."

"Why the hell do people assume we're into gardens?"

"The details of my clumsiness are quite inconsequential."

"I was at a Thai restaurant with Daniel when I had to go to the bathroom. I was walking back confidently when I walked into a plate glass window. The entire restaurant witnessed it and now I'm that guy from Savage Garden who walked into the window. They tell everybody."

"When I got a D in metalwork I'd think to myself, when I'm playing Wembley, I won't need to worry about metalwork!!"

"All of that vampire stuff is me, not Daniel, and I feel bad because he gets tarred with the same brush. But yeah, I wear black and I AM pale. The thing is, I'm vegetarian, so I'd be a terrible vampire!"

"I love horror movies. The only thing that really scares the hell out of me is flying!"

"You sell a few records and suddenly somebody's washing your underwear."

"There are only so many times you can hear someone say, you suck! Before you think, f*** you!!!!"

"Probably London for fashion, 'cause New York's a little too 'urban' for a geeky white dude." - on his fave place for shopping

"Don't drive with me, ever! I'm a hideous driver - but I've never injured someone, luckily! I just drive into the back of people when I'm fiddling with my stereo!"

"It's common knowledge that I am the palest person on the planet."